Woman - the chemical element

Susan · Post by **Susan** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:38 pm

ELEMENT : WOMAN
Symbol : WO+
Discoverer : Adam Edenwarden
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 kg, isotopes vary from 40 - 200kg
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered with thin film of make-up.
2. Boils at room temperature.
3. Freezes without any known reason.
4. Melts if given special treatment.
5. Bitter if incorrectly used.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:
Highly ornamental, especially in social gatherings.

TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns pale green when placed beside a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other

SilverLady(SO) · Post by **SilverLady(SO)** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:21 pm

::HARRUMPH::

Sounds like something that a MAN would say!

Erica S · Post by **Erica S** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:59 am

Cute, very cute. Thanks Susan

Erica

Ralitsa · Post by **Ralitsa** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:31 pm

I like it

Erin Francis · Post by **Erin Francis** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:32 pm

what about pron to spontaneous nagging

Eloise Goth · Post by **Eloise Goth** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:28 am

Also prone to rifling through tranny partners wardrobes and seeing if there's anything they want to swipe.

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:07 pm

Eloise Goth wrote:Also prone to rifling through tranny partners wardrobes and seeing if there's anything they want to swipe.

So? They do the same thing to their natal sisters closets and often with friends closiets, though they usually let them know they have "borrowed" something. I guess it's kinda a left handed vote of acceptance.

Carolynn