Beyond the Typical Terms....
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:53 am
This came up in a discussion so I thought I'd pass it along. Complex? Well, I guess!
So we're all aware of the terms Transgender, Transvestite and Transsexual, but did you know there are so many more categories than that? Here are just a few examples:
Transparent: When your father is actually your mother.
Transistor: When your brother decides to become your sister.
Transcontinental: A lady living in New York City named Paula that used to be a man named Paul in San Francisco.
Transport: A long haul truck driver in a red cocktail dress named Bob.
Transubstantiate: When you try to justify your reasons for cross dressing.
Transpose: You pretend to be a cross dresser.
Transmission: Two twenty year old guys in black skirts and white blouses riding around on bicycles handing out the Book of Mormon.
Transplant: Your gardener Freida used to be your gardener Fred.
Transient: A homeless cross dresser.
Transact: An actor who cross dresses.
Transverse: A poet who cross dresses.
Transmute: A cross dresser who cannot speak.
Transunion: Militia that the Confederacy feared the most.
Transpirational: A minister who cross dresses.
Transpire: You are nervous about cross dressing and you sweat a lot.
Transfuse: Cross dressing electrician.
Tranship: Luxury cruises for trans people.
Transcend: When Kimmy uploads new pics to Flickr.
Transcript: A doctor who writes hormone prescriptions.
Translator: A procrastinating cross dresser.
Transformation: Several crossdressers at the Wal-Mart check out line.
Transylvania: The brand of light bulb most flattering to crossdressers.
Transit: Remembering to keep your knees together when wearing a short skirt.
Transgression: Two cross dressers fighting over a bra on sale at Victoria's Secret.
Translate: Oops! I've got to go!
((Hugs))
- SL
So we're all aware of the terms Transgender, Transvestite and Transsexual, but did you know there are so many more categories than that? Here are just a few examples:
Transparent: When your father is actually your mother.
Transistor: When your brother decides to become your sister.
Transcontinental: A lady living in New York City named Paula that used to be a man named Paul in San Francisco.
Transport: A long haul truck driver in a red cocktail dress named Bob.
Transubstantiate: When you try to justify your reasons for cross dressing.
Transpose: You pretend to be a cross dresser.
Transmission: Two twenty year old guys in black skirts and white blouses riding around on bicycles handing out the Book of Mormon.
Transplant: Your gardener Freida used to be your gardener Fred.
Transient: A homeless cross dresser.
Transact: An actor who cross dresses.
Transverse: A poet who cross dresses.
Transmute: A cross dresser who cannot speak.
Transunion: Militia that the Confederacy feared the most.
Transpirational: A minister who cross dresses.
Transpire: You are nervous about cross dressing and you sweat a lot.
Transfuse: Cross dressing electrician.
Tranship: Luxury cruises for trans people.
Transcend: When Kimmy uploads new pics to Flickr.
Transcript: A doctor who writes hormone prescriptions.
Translator: A procrastinating cross dresser.
Transformation: Several crossdressers at the Wal-Mart check out line.
Transylvania: The brand of light bulb most flattering to crossdressers.
Transit: Remembering to keep your knees together when wearing a short skirt.
Transgression: Two cross dressers fighting over a bra on sale at Victoria's Secret.
Translate: Oops! I've got to go!
((Hugs))
- SL
