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California vintners in the Napa Valley area,
which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

PINOT MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE!!
I just could not help it!

Wasn't it an early pioneer in the vintner arts in California that wrote the handbook on wine making in the Napa Valley? Didn't he call it:

"Grape Expectations"?

And the connisiour of wine and cheese that wrote "Red, White, and Blu"?

And then it is said that those who over-indulge in Port frequently become in fact a bit "Portly" as the drink does pack on the pounds in immoderation.