Guts vs. balls
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:55 am
The Difference between Guts and Balls (Humor)
There is a Medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having
the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the backside and having the Balls to say: 'You're next,
Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking though there is no difference in the outcome...
Both may result in death.
There is a Medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having
the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the backside and having the Balls to say: 'You're next,
Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking though there is no difference in the outcome...
Both may result in death.