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The Shredder

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:10 pm
by Kyra
A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45pm, when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," the CEO said, "this is a very sensitive document and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly." said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent," said the CEO, as his paper disappeared inside the machine.
"I just need one copy."

Lesson: Never, never, ever assume your boss knows what he's doing!

Re: The Shredder

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:18 pm
by Latanya
u made me laugh kyra thanks

Re: The Shredder

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:47 am
by Anna
Nice one Kyra.

Re: The Shredder

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:26 am
by BlonT
=D> OOPS :oops:

Re: The Shredder

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:45 pm
by Leeza
Good one. rotf rotf

Leeza

Re: The Shredder

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:44 pm
by Carolynn
I always heard to never Assume: It can make an backside of U and Me. :P

Re: The Shredder

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:54 pm
by Latanya

Re: The Shredder

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 8:42 am
by Kim D.
:lol: That is a good one Kyra! I swear that could be the truth about a couple of bosses I worked for! Spending 35 years working for the state and dealing with appointed bosses who got there not because of what they knew but rather who can make you quite cold!

Re: The Shredder

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:21 am
by Cathey
assumption is the mother of all f**k ups. ..OO..