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To be or not to be a CD?

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 2:44 pm
by VickiCD
Hi Ladies..

Here you go, just to make your day.

A straight man, a trans-sexual, and a crossdresser were drinking coffee together in a Darlinghurst cafe and watching the passing crowd. A very busty, well-dressed, and attractive woman walked into view. "Look at those tits !", exclaimed the straight man getting up from his seat for a better view. "Doesn't she move beautifully", sighed the trans-sexual enviously. The crossdresser drank some coffee and observed, "Her lipstick is all wrong for that frock." rotf

A crossdresser went to the races wearing a very large and unattractive floral hat. As he stood in the enclosure he realised that a man was staring at him. "May I help you ?", asked the crossdresser in a rather annoyed tone. "No", said the man, "people like you should not be allowed in here." The crossdresser was furious and called on a steward to expel the man for prejudice against heterosexual transgendered people. "No, no", protested the man, "I was objecting to your hat !" ..rofl..

Why did the crossdresser cross the road ? To see how the other side felt.

Enjoy

VickiCD

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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 6:29 pm
by Kersten Lee
VickiCD,

The Lipstick is all wrong for that frock! Now that is funny!!

Kersten

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 7:42 pm
by Lorna
LOL!!! Those are great... ..rofl..

Q. How can you pick out a GG in a group of CDs?
A. She's the only one wearing pants!

*** GROAN *** :roll: #-o

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 10:08 pm
by Connie
Lorna wrote
Q. How can you pick out a GG in a group of CDs?
A. She's the only one wearing pants!
as a side comment, yesterday, Memorial Day, as I pulled into my sister's driveway, my brother-in-law was just getting out of his car just having arrived from marching in two parades, my greeting to him was, "nice skirt!" He plays in a bagpipe band and they wear kilts as part of the uniform (his family is also originally from Scotland).
A few minutes later, in the house, my comment to my sister, who was wearing trousers, "I see who wears the pants in this family!
And no, they don't know (I think) about my CDing

Connie