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Got a chuckle from this one......

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:57 pm
by Cassandra Lynn
Came across this yesterday and thought immediately of my friend Karin.......

My Inconclusive Travel Plans for 2013

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, it's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.

PLEASE DO YOUR PART!
Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person. My job is done!

Life is too short for negative drama and petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty well in mine!

Re: Got a chuckle from this one......

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:44 pm
by Anthony Simon
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!


In the UK people sometimes say "Don't keep me in suspenders" for "Don't keep me in suspense". Which, if you replace one with the other above, does produces a not-untrue line for this not entirely old CD.

Re: Got a chuckle from this one......

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:06 am
by Karin
Ooh, I mean awww, um wait !?! I mean hey!!!! Whaddya mean you thought of me????

It can't possibly be me that wrote this cos I got stuck on the B267 after I left Sane on my way to Barking.

All my wheels fell off sometime back. :P Wibble

Re: Got a chuckle from this one......

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:46 am
by Kyra
I must share this with the others! =D>

Re: Got a chuckle from this one......

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:21 pm
by Paula G
You were lost, you need the A205, the A 124 or the A13 to get to Barking or course the B267 is the Excise Duty Return for Tobacco Licensees, you were probably confused by this