Weird Families!

[Ginny Jones]

A policeman was walking the beat one day when he noticed a little boy stop a passing woman. She bent down and smiled and then just as quickly stood up and walked off in disgust!

So the policeman wandered over to see what was going on.

"Hello Son! What are you up to?" he asked.

The little boy replied - "I'm trying to meet a prostitute!"

The policeman was a little taken aback by this and said - "What do you want with a prostitute?"

The little boy thought about it for a second and then said - "Well, I want her to give me aids!"

The policeman was somewhat perplexed by this point and said "Because....?"

Then the little boy launched into it! "Well if I can get the prostitute to give me aids, then I can take it home and give it to the baby sitter. An then she'll give it to my dad, and my dad'll give it to my mum and my mum will give it to the gardener! Which'll serve him right cos he's the Bas***d that stood on my tortoise!"


Ain't nothing weirder than families!

Hugs Ginny xxxx