great balls of fire, so fast.....
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:47 pm
Two rather elderly ladies were encouraged by their physician to undertake some gentle exercise in the interest of their health.
The two discussed recommendation and the cost. They concluded that going to a gym and joining it would not be within their budgets, and since he did say gentle exercise, they decided simple walking would be their choice. The first day they tottered out onto the side walk and began to walk. They walked what for them would be some distance and unnoticed (they were sorta short sighted you know)they passed a hair salon where curling irons, straitning irons, and perms were being given.
One mentioned to the other that she thought she smelled hair burning.
The other lady, nearly breathless, suggested they should slow down since they were apparently walking so fast they were singeing their hair........
Well, maybe you had to be there.
The two discussed recommendation and the cost. They concluded that going to a gym and joining it would not be within their budgets, and since he did say gentle exercise, they decided simple walking would be their choice. The first day they tottered out onto the side walk and began to walk. They walked what for them would be some distance and unnoticed (they were sorta short sighted you know)they passed a hair salon where curling irons, straitning irons, and perms were being given.
One mentioned to the other that she thought she smelled hair burning.
The other lady, nearly breathless, suggested they should slow down since they were apparently walking so fast they were singeing their hair........
Well, maybe you had to be there.