well, sorta makes sense....

[Carolynn]

A farmer stopped by a neighboring farm to visit. He was startled to see his friend out by the shed, dancing in front of his John Deere Tractor. Curious he continued to watch, as his friend enticingly removed his coat, then one gallous of his overall, then the other while dancing nearer his John Deere tractor. Then he saw him give a little hip shimmy and he was standing there in an undershirt and his John Deere tractor boxers. Then he started slipping his undershirt off, while rolling his shoulders and hips toward the tractor.

His friend had about all he could take, and before his pal could get rid of his boxers he said "Hey Edgar, what in the Sam Hill are you doin?"

Edgar suddenly realized he had an audience other than his John Deere and blushed and stammered for a minute. Finally he got himself under control and said "Well, the wife and I have been having trouble gettin' together, so I went to a counselor. The counselor said it was not uncommon for people married for 10 years to have a bit of problem with sex. He told me I had to do something sexy to a tractor to get her interested again. Sounded goofy to me, but ..........."

Yep, that's the story and I'm sitckin' to it.

[DonnaT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYiWgsmxOTo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjwAucpiC6Q" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[KimberlyS]

Donna you are truly the queen when it comes for finding the right links to questions and comments.

[Kyra]

Oh Carolynn...