Dalai Lama
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:39 pm
The Dalai Lama walks into the pizzeria and requests, "Make me one with everything". 
The Dalai Lama pays with a $20 bill which the counterman takes and walks away. The Dalai Lama asks, "Where is my change?".
The counterman says, "Change must come from within".
The Dalai Lama pays with a $20 bill which the counterman takes and walks away. The Dalai Lama asks, "Where is my change?".
The counterman says, "Change must come from within".