I'm a what?
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 9:49 pm
State Trooper pulls an old farmer over in the late afternoon for inoperative tail light. He walks up to the truck, "Sir I stopped you for (and he is swarmed by flies buzzing all around him) for having improper (stops to swat at the horde of flies).... taillight."
Farmer says, "Sorry 'bout that officer, they are circle flies. They are usually found around a horse's backside!"
"Hey!" says the trooper, "Are you calling me a horse's backside?"
Farmer replied, "Oh, God no! I completely respect you, your uniform, what you do and who you are!"
"Well," says the trooper, "that's good for you!" pause then continues to swat at the flies.
In a low, almost inaudible voice the farmer says, "Those circle flies? Not so sure!"
Farmer says, "Sorry 'bout that officer, they are circle flies. They are usually found around a horse's backside!"
"Hey!" says the trooper, "Are you calling me a horse's backside?"
Farmer replied, "Oh, God no! I completely respect you, your uniform, what you do and who you are!"
"Well," says the trooper, "that's good for you!" pause then continues to swat at the flies.
In a low, almost inaudible voice the farmer says, "Those circle flies? Not so sure!"