Cab Driver and the nun

[OliviaM]

A nun hails a cab and after a few blocks notices the cab driver giving her the eye. She asks if everything is all right. The driver says that he has had this fantasy about kissing a nun. So the nun says, well are you unmarried and Catholic? The driver replies yes on both counts. So the nun says OK pull into that alley and we'll see what we can do. The driver gets in the back seat and gets the hottest, most patient wet kiss he has ever had. He gets back in the front seat and begins driving although shaking with delight. Then he begins to cry. The nun asks him what is wrong. He admits that he is married and Jewish. The nun says it's Ok I'm Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party.

[Sarah Beth]

Thank you for laugh. I will have to pass that one on.

[SarahMicheline]

I'l love, if only I could remember jokes... here is bit of a risky one...still on the nun theme...

What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
...A tran-sister.