The Retiring Mailman
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 3:11 pm
A mailman is retiring and on his route on his last day. He gets to one house and the woman who lives there meets him at the door and takes the mail from him. She then invites him into the house and leads him to the kitchen where she has a huge breakfast spread there for him. The mailman sits down and she proceeds to feed him eggs, pancakes, sausage, bacon, toast, etc..
Finally the mailman says "No more, I can't eat another bite" and pushes himself away from the table.
The housewife then takes him by the hand and leads him to the bedroom where she strips and proceeds to screw his brains out. After he finally orgasms she gets up and goes to the dresser where she takes 2 dollar bills out of her purse and hands them to him. At this point the mailman is in total shock and just laying there in the bed in disbelief.
"Mrs. Smith, I've been delivering mail to your house for 30 years and I didn't think you even knew I existed what's this all about?" he gasped.
Well I heard this was your last day on the job and I wanted to do something nice for you, she smiled. "So my husband and I talked about it and we came up with this."
"Your husband knows about this?" the mailman exclaimed as he started climbing out of the bed pulling his pants on.
"Definitely," the housewife said. "I came up with the idea for the breakfast for your last day on the job and when I told my husband about it and asked if he had any ideas he said "F*** 'em, give him a couple of bucks!"
Finally the mailman says "No more, I can't eat another bite" and pushes himself away from the table.
The housewife then takes him by the hand and leads him to the bedroom where she strips and proceeds to screw his brains out. After he finally orgasms she gets up and goes to the dresser where she takes 2 dollar bills out of her purse and hands them to him. At this point the mailman is in total shock and just laying there in the bed in disbelief.
"Mrs. Smith, I've been delivering mail to your house for 30 years and I didn't think you even knew I existed what's this all about?" he gasped.
Well I heard this was your last day on the job and I wanted to do something nice for you, she smiled. "So my husband and I talked about it and we came up with this."
"Your husband knows about this?" the mailman exclaimed as he started climbing out of the bed pulling his pants on.
"Definitely," the housewife said. "I came up with the idea for the breakfast for your last day on the job and when I told my husband about it and asked if he had any ideas he said "F*** 'em, give him a couple of bucks!"
LOL
