Another funny cop story

[Debbie Jean]

Now let’s talk about my friend Marlene. She lives north of here and is a cashier at our local supermarket. I just love to be around her because she is so witty, I just love her sense of humor. She’s always cracking jokes, always tickling people’s ribs. On her way home from work one day, she was talking on her phone while waiting in traffic for a red light. A policeman pulled up next to her and tooted his horn. When she rolled down her window to see what he wanted, he yelled at her: “Put down the phone and constipate on your driving!” Of course he meant to say “concentrate”. Marlene being the type she is, promptly snapped back: “That’s OK officer, I don’t need a laxative today, thank you”. They both laughed so hard that they sat through 2 or 3 changes of the traffic light. Of course no one behind them honked their horns because no one wanted to irritate the officer. His police car was plainly marked. I only wished I could have witnessed that in person, it sounds so hilarious.

[Samantha]

Deb, that was a well, story! I am still and now my stomach and cheeks hurt!!!!! You made my day