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milk bath
Posted: Sun May 28, 2017 8:53 am
by Eileen (SO)
A milk delivery man noticed that one customer ordered an unusually large amount and rang the bell. The lady that answered explained that she read that a milk bath will do wonders for her aging skin. The milkman then asked is she needed the milk pasteurized? "No, she replied, just up to my tits will be fine".
Eileen
Re: milk bath
Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 8:31 am
by SilverLady(SO)
Re: milk bath
Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 2:46 pm
by April Rose
Re: milk bath
Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 7:14 am
by Debbie Jean
That was great! It took me a while to catch it though. I guess it's still a bit early in the A.M. for me, seeing as last night was a "rough night". Oh well, today has got to be better.
Re: milk bath
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:47 pm
by KimberlyS
Mooooo

Re: milk bath
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:26 am
by Eileen (SO)
Oh Kimberly, that response was udderly silly.
Did you all know that women are the only mammals that keep their breasts when not nursing? The guys must appreciate that, I'm glad that we have just two.
Eileen