How do I get to heaven
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2021 6:47 am
A young woman asked her minister what she needed to do to make sure she got to heaven
"You need to quit smoking and no pre marital sex," he told her.
"OK but that is not going to be easy," she replied.
Couple of weeks later the minister saw her coming out of services and asked how she was doing?
"It was hard to quit smoking but I did it," she said.
"And pre marital sex?" he asked.
"Well last week i was looking in the freezer and my boyfriend came up behind me, lifted my skirt, and made love to me," she blushed.
"They don't like that in heaven."
"They're not crazy about in Costco either."
"You need to quit smoking and no pre marital sex," he told her.
"OK but that is not going to be easy," she replied.
Couple of weeks later the minister saw her coming out of services and asked how she was doing?
"It was hard to quit smoking but I did it," she said.
"And pre marital sex?" he asked.
"Well last week i was looking in the freezer and my boyfriend came up behind me, lifted my skirt, and made love to me," she blushed.
"They don't like that in heaven."
"They're not crazy about in Costco either."
