Husband
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2023 9:14 pm
A man had long suspected his wife of having an affair but never could prove it. One afternoon he took off work early and went home. He snuck in the house and burst into the bedroom to find his wife in bed naked.
"Aha! I knew it! Where is he?"
"Nowhere," his wife cowered trying to cover herself with the sheet.
The man started searching everywhere to find whoever it was. As he was his 4 year old daughter came up to him.
"Daddy there's a boogey man in the closet," she said.
"There's no such thing as a boogey man," he told her continuing to search for his wife's lover.
He kept up his quest, all the time his daughter telling him there was a boogey man in the closet. Finally he relented and to prove to her there was no boogey man he opened the closet to find a naked man.
"Fred! You're my best friend and neighbor, what are you doing scaring the kid?"
"Aha! I knew it! Where is he?"
"Nowhere," his wife cowered trying to cover herself with the sheet.
The man started searching everywhere to find whoever it was. As he was his 4 year old daughter came up to him.
"Daddy there's a boogey man in the closet," she said.
"There's no such thing as a boogey man," he told her continuing to search for his wife's lover.
He kept up his quest, all the time his daughter telling him there was a boogey man in the closet. Finally he relented and to prove to her there was no boogey man he opened the closet to find a naked man.
"Fred! You're my best friend and neighbor, what are you doing scaring the kid?"
Didn't see that one coming