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With a nod to jeff Foxworthy

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:09 am
by Barbara
If you've been on your feet all day, and you just can't wait to get home and slip into your heels ... you might be a crossdresser!

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:49 pm
by DonnaT
If your thirsty and your lips are dry and the first thing you reach for is lipstick, you might be a crossdresser.

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 3:55 pm
by DonnaT
If you aerate your lawn by wearing 6 inch spiked heels, you might be a crossdresser. :-k

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 3:58 pm
by DonnaT
If you give your wife nail care advice, you might be a crossdresser, :roll: *^^*

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 4:51 pm
by Elizabeth
Hi girls,

If you put on makeup to watch Monday Night Football. You might just be a crossdresser.

Love always,
Elizabeth

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 5:04 pm
by Lorna
If you make a bet with your buddies where the loser has to wear a tutu in public, and you go all out to lose on purpose...

...you just might be a crossdresser!

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:23 pm
by Virginia
If you tear-up at the sight of a run in panty hose - you might be a crossdresser :oops: :oops:
Virginia

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:07 am
by DonnaT
If you run your hand into a pair of your cotton dress socks, and look for a run in them, you might be a crossdresser.

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 3:19 pm
by Elizabeth
Hi girls,

If you're told you need new struts, and you go out and buy new shoes? You might just be a crossdresser.

DonnaT wrote:

If you aerate your lawn by wearing 6 inch spiked heels, you might be a crossdresser.
That really cracked me up.

Love always,
Elizabeth

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:39 pm
by Elizabeth
Hi girls,

If your barbeque apron is a french maids outfit? You just might be a crossdresser.

Love always,
Elizabeth

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:37 pm
by DonnaT
If your wife calls and screams she doesn't have her wallet because she has your purse, you might be a crossdresser.

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:40 pm
by DonnaT
You catch your wife looking through your sock drawer, and ask "Whatcha you doing honey?" If she answers, "Looking for a pair of pantyhose, my last pair ran," you might be a crossdresser.

Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 9:47 pm
by Jessie
If shopping for that great dress on sale as a sport then you might be a crossdresser.

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:41 pm
by DonnaT
You Might Be A Crossdresser if...In preparation for a romantic evening, you stop by the store for a bottle of Nair.

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 6:19 am
by Laura Ashcroft
If your SO tells you that you should let the hem out of your skirt because your weenie is showing........you might just be a crossdresser