Thoughts from the Bathroom

Jessie · Post by **Jessie** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:40 pm

Ok I am not sure if this should be here or in the laugh stop but I will leave that up to the moderaters. Any way here is how it goes after posting a post in what are thinking I thought more about it and found that I get a lot of ideas and strange thoughts while in the bathroom. Why who knows but I thought I would bring some of them to you all and if you like you can add to it your thoughs that might occure while you happen in the bathroom. Remember keep it clean

as ther just saposed to observations and things that could occure to you while in there.

OK here is the one tha orginal posted.

While looking at toilet papper I wondered. Is it sapposed to come from the top or the bottom?

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:49 pm

Hi Jessie,

I for one like to have the paper from the roll coming out over the top & front. I'll never understand why some folks prefer to have the paper coming out of the back & bottom. That drives me nuts. LOL!!!

Ahzz · Post by **Ahzz** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:35 pm

try having cats with the paper coming over the top and you will understand after finding it completely unwound on the floor a couple times.

Laura Ashcroft · Post by **Laura Ashcroft** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:26 pm

I have to say I agree with Lorna here, it HAS to come over the top. Sorry Ahzz, but I think the cats would have to go (kidding). I do crosswords in the bathroom, but occasionally do some thinking. The last revelation I had on the throne that I can remember is that if there are X number of black holes in the universe, and all of them are travelling around sucking up planets stars and other matter, which makes them bigger, and thus, their gravity stronger. Eventually, some black hole is going to swallow another black hole, to make some kinda super black hole, etc, etc, etc. Which eventually will lead to one big black hole with all of the universes matter at its core. Is this where the big bang started? Ya, my mind works like that, no wonder I can't sleep.

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:57 pm

Hmmm, I just stare at the wallpaper and try to see how many different objects i can create from the pattern. i.e.- a puppy dog or a rose, etc.

That's my bathroom hijinks. ##oo##

Hugs,
Kyra

Post by **DonnaT** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:51 am

I don't even put the roll on the roller.

Curly(SO) · Post by **Curly(SO)** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:07 am

Kyra, we used to have tiles in our old bathroom that if you looked at them long enough you could see budgerigars on them

Love,
Curly(SO)

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:42 pm

My first thought was, "Huh? What's a budgerigar?" But then I googled it.

As for which way does the paper hang? Well, when you're in a hurry... it just plain doesn't matter!!

Hugs,
Kyra

Raven(SO) · Post by **Raven(SO)** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 2:37 pm

i always wonder why there is toothpaste splatter on the mirror.
Raven

Jessie · Post by **Jessie** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:41 pm

Love that last one Raven. A thought I had was do I have enought TP and if I don't where did I put those extra rolls and even worse why are those extra rolls never with in reach ......

Laura Ashcroft · Post by **Laura Ashcroft** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:00 pm

I cut my own hair in the bathroom sink. I meticulously clean up all the hair shavings from the sink. A day or two later, I find more hair. I clean that up, and a couple days later, more hair. I swear it is breeding.

Jessie · Post by **Jessie** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:54 pm

I know that usually a shower is saposed to wake up when I had to finish showering and turn off the water I had to stair at the hot and cold nobs once and had not idea what way to turn them. If I turned one the wrong way I could brun my self and turn the other the wrong way I will freeze.

Boy I am glad I froze. I don't think I could have handle any more hot water.

Jessie

Virginia · Post by **Virginia** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:16 pm

When you finish "your business" and stand up. do you pull up your panties first then your panty hose or do you do them together? Do you flush before you stand? After you stand? or after you reposition your clothing then flush? If you are in the "little girl's room" in a public restroom, which way should your feet be pointing as you re adjust your clothing. If you are wearing a skirt with an elastic wasit band, do you push the skirt down when you sit or pull it up to your lap by the hem? Just a few questions like: do you breathe in or out on your backswing (golf question?!)
Virginia

Paige · Post by **Paige** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:52 am

Virginia wrote:When you finish "your business" and stand up. do you pull up your panties first then your panty hose or do you do them together? Do you flush before you stand? After you stand? or after you reposition your clothing then flush? If you are in the "little girl's room" in a public restroom, which way should your feet be pointing as you re adjust your clothing. If you are wearing a skirt with an elastic wasit band, do you push the skirt down when you sit or pull it up to your lap by the hem? Just a few questions like: do you breathe in or out on your backswing (golf question?!)
Virginia

Wow Virginia, quite a list of questions but I'll try to answer.
1) I pull my panties up then my pantyhose. i find it works better that way.
2) I flush after I stand, reposition clothes and put the lid down. (germs don't splash out)
3) Pointing out for me. Don't know if there is a rule (LOL)
4) Pull up by the hem to my lap.
5) Stopped playing golf 5 years ago

Don't ya just love this forum?

Jessie · Post by **Jessie** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 1:18 pm

How is that when you sing in the shower every one sound great but when you try and sing any where else people cringe and cover there is is the horror of the sound that comes out of you.

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