Redneck Med-ikal Dikshunary
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:44 pm
Benign: what you be after eight. 
Artery: study pictures in a mu-sim.
Bacteria: Cafateria back door where you pick up the hog slop.
Barium: what Drs. do when patients die?
Cesarean Section: neighborhood in Rome
Cauterize: made eye contact with that cool chick with the beard
Colic: a hairy sheep dog
Coma: one of them punc-tu-ashun marks.
Dilate: to live a looonnngg time
Enema: no friend
Fester: quicker than someone else
Fibula: just a teeny white lie
Hangnail: what you hang your coat and cap on
G.I. Series: Some kind of military baseball series?
Artery: study pictures in a mu-sim.
Bacteria: Cafateria back door where you pick up the hog slop.
Barium: what Drs. do when patients die?
Cesarean Section: neighborhood in Rome
Cauterize: made eye contact with that cool chick with the beard
Colic: a hairy sheep dog
Coma: one of them punc-tu-ashun marks.
Dilate: to live a looonnngg time
Enema: no friend
Fester: quicker than someone else
Fibula: just a teeny white lie
Hangnail: what you hang your coat and cap on
G.I. Series: Some kind of military baseball series?