The lovely bride came down the aisle and, when she reached the altar, and looked upon her almost husband with moist eyes at the emotion of the moment----and she beheld him standing nonchalantly beside his bag of golf clubs, as were his best men!!!
She whispered, "Sweetheart, what are your golf clubs doing in the wedding?"
He looked her in the eye and said, "Well, this isn't gonna take all day is it?"
"And they're off................

"It’s not given to anyone to have no regrets; only to decide, through the choices we make, which regrets we’ll have,"
David Weber – In Fury Born