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RUDE Military Joke

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:00 pm
by Lorna
An Army guy is sitting at a bar wearing a shirt that says "Marines suck".

Sure enough, two marines walk up.

One of the Marines says, "WHAT DOES THAT SHIRT SAY!?!?!?!"

So the Army guy responds, "thats the first thing I hate about Marines, they cant read."

The other Marine growles, "What did you say!?!"

The Army guy responds, "Thats the second thing I hate about Marines, they cant hear."

Then the first Marine demands that they take this outside.

Two minutes later the Army guy walks back into the bar unharmed. The bartender askes what happened to the two Marines.

The army guy responds, "Thats the third thing I hate about Marines, they bring knives to gunfights."


8-[ :lol:

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:26 pm
by Carolynn
:lol: Yep, rude alright. Gotta admit, jarheads usually aren't so hard to have around in a pinch. It's just hard to get past their gung-ho sometimes. They can be as bad as fighter pilots!!!! :)

Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:31 pm
by Gelinda
BUT the Truth Hurts. Army all the way...........

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:30 pm
by Virginia
HEY! HEY! HEY! Back off on the fighter pilot thing! We are very sensitive !
Virginia
USN - former throttle jockey!

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:46 pm
by Danette
Hey, This Marine can read..... that's not funny. ..rofl.. ..rofl..

Virginia... Luv them fast fliers :)


Hugs,
Danette @->->-


USMC 71 to 75