A man in a bar takes notice of an long lost friend sitting at a table, a bottle and glass in front of him, and melancholy expression. Approaching him, the man says "hey buddy, you look terrible!! What's the problem"?
"My mother died in June," he says and "left me $10,000."
"Aw", says the friend, "Sorry to hear that, pal."
"Then," continues the guy, "my father passed on in July, leaving me $50,000!"
"Wow! Two parents gone in two months. Thats hard. No wonder your depressed."
Yeah, and then last month my Auntie died and left me $15,000. Then..... this month, nothing"!

"It’s not given to anyone to have no regrets; only to decide, through the choices we make, which regrets we’ll have,"
David Weber – In Fury Born