What they leave behind
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:08 am
A man in a bar takes notice of an long lost friend sitting at a table, a bottle and glass in front of him, and melancholy expression. Approaching him, the man says "hey buddy, you look terrible!! What's the problem"?
"My mother died in June," he says and "left me $10,000."
"Aw", says the friend, "Sorry to hear that, pal."
"Then," continues the guy, "my father passed on in July, leaving me $50,000!"
"Wow! Two parents gone in two months. Thats hard. No wonder your depressed."
Yeah, and then last month my Auntie died and left me $15,000. Then..... this month, nothing"!
"My mother died in June," he says and "left me $10,000."
"Aw", says the friend, "Sorry to hear that, pal."
"Then," continues the guy, "my father passed on in July, leaving me $50,000!"
"Wow! Two parents gone in two months. Thats hard. No wonder your depressed."
Yeah, and then last month my Auntie died and left me $15,000. Then..... this month, nothing"!
LOL 