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Americans should be ashamed.
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:54 am
by Loretta Ann
We’ve eaten so many billions of Buffalo wings
Yet many kids today
...have never seen a buffalo fly.
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:51 pm
by Connie
Gee... neither have I
but I have seen:
a horse fly
and
a house fly!
-Connie

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:24 pm
by Loretta Ann
Right on Connie 
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:29 pm
by Virginia
I have seen: "butter - fly." and have heard of "spanish fly" and California has had Med-flies. Ok I know enough already!
Virginia
especially tonight
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:11 am
by Eva
what about a clock?
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:53 pm
by Loretta Ann
Well I agree that time flys?
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:35 pm
by Maria
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, time is all relative, even among your own relatives. Einstein had some problems with his own relatives; he divorced his first wife and married one of his cousins!
Time flies when your having fun dressed. Time drags when your not.
If a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds! Even in Budapest!
Hope all of you set your clocks back one hour today!
Maria
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:13 pm
by Connie
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -- Groucho Marx, US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977)

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:22 pm
by Teilani
I never believed in flying saucers till I tripped a waitress.