Love letters
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:51 pm
A wife came home and found the following letter from her husband....
My Darling Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year
old body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you
as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
perturbed, I still love you. - I shall be back home before midnight.
When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table:
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My Dearest Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to
take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old, but I love you very much. At
the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I
will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like
your secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math,
you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
18. Therefore, it should be some time tomorrow after lunch before I'll get back home..
My Darling Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year
old body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you
as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
perturbed, I still love you. - I shall be back home before midnight.
When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table:
---------
My Dearest Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to
take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old, but I love you very much. At
the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I
will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like
your secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math,
you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
18. Therefore, it should be some time tomorrow after lunch before I'll get back home..