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Know what lawyers use for birth control??
Their personality!
The End,
Virginia

Well, having worked for way too many trial lawyers - who think the JD behind their name is synonymous with GOD (it isn't), I've found too many whose 'personality condom' had a big hole in it!

And from reading some of your posts, Virginia, I believe you're referring to your soon-to-be ex's attorney - right? Some attorneys are rat-bastards (pardon the language) - it's unfortunate you've been dealing with one!