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A young Nun who worked for a local home health care agency was
out making her rounds when she ran out of gas.

As luck would have it, there was a gas station just one block
away. She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to
start the car and drive to the station for a fill up.

The attendant regretfully told her that the only gas can he
owned had just been loaned out, but if she would care to wait he
was sure it would be back shortly.

Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not
to wait and walked back to her car.

After looking through her car for something to carry to the
station to fill with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was taking to
the patient. Always resourceful, she carried it to the station,
filled it with gasoline, and carried it back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car, two men
watched her from across the street. One of them turned to the
other and said: "I know that the Lord turned water into wine, but
if that car starts, I'm going to church every Sunday for the rest
of my life."