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I told you that you were the world to me,
and you looked at me, smiled and giggled.

I told you that I would give my life just for the privilege of having children with you.
and you looked at me, smiled and giggled.

I told you that the world should stop the day you died.
and you looked at me, smiled and giggled.

And that is when I realized-- you were retarded.

True story! Had two friends, both were (if this is not PC --- sorry!) slow?!
They were supposedly sitting on her mother's porch one eveing, when she gets up and goes inside for something as her mother comes outside! Looking to see that her daughter is not within earshot she says to her daugher's future husband. "You know, she will make a good wife --------- as long as you keep her on her medication!"
Virginia