The Human Condition!

[Danielle La Belle]

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
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> I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
>local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer
>Crossing sign on our road.
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> The reason:
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> "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
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> I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
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> From Kingman, KS.
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> IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
> My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
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> He was a Chef?
> Yep...From Kansas City!
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> IDIOT SIGHTING:
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> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
>asked,!
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> "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
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> To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
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> He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
> Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING:
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> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street.
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> I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
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> She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
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> I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
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> Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing
>driving?!"
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> She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
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> IDIOT SIGHTING:
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> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.
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> She was leaving the company due to "downsizing."
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> Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often."
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> Not another word was spoken.
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> We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
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> This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING:
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> I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself
>and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
>
> A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less.
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> IDIOT SIGHTING:
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> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!"
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> His reply, "I know - I already got that side."
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> This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
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> STAY ALERT!
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> They walk among us ... and they REPRODUCE


Hugs

Danielle Marie

[Lorna]

Oh, GEEZ!!!

[Jessie]

Oh I need that, a really good laugh goes a long way.

[SilverLady(SO)]

Thanks for the laughs, Daniellle!!



- SL