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I remember one afternoon I was sitting on the deck reading and my wife came up behind me and smacked me on the side of my head. I said"What was that for?" She replied"I was doing the laundry and I found a piece of paper with the name Dorothy on it." "That was just the name of a horse I was going to bet on. I wrote it down so I wouldn't forget. " "Alright"she said.
Next week I was sitting on the deck minding my own business and she comes up behind me and SMACK! "I said"What the heck was that for?" She replied" Your horse just called!"


Love
Jeannie

Yep, those silly talking horses, just can't trust 'em. Must be related to Mr. Ed and Francis the Talking Mule!! I bet not too many ever heard of that one!
Thanks for the chuckle!!
Love, Carolynn

Hey Carolynn. What are the three words men hate to hear when they're making love?.......

"Honey,I'm home!"


Love
Jeannie

Two words men don't like to hear are Don't and Stop, Unless of course they are said together!!!!

Never heard those two from my wife Carolynn. It was ethier" Hurry up and finish or aren't you done yet!" Love hurts! OUCH!



Love
Jeannie

PS My wife never realized it Carolynn, but I was the one faking the O's!

Jeannie wrote:

What are the three words men hate to hear when they're making love?.......

"Is it in?" <or> "Are you in?"



- SL

You're as fresh as Mini! That last time I was being "romantic "with her I said" Mini. I hate to admit this but after all these years I can never tell when you have the big O" She replied"That's because you're never there!"


Love
Jeannie

PS. I did run into Mini tonight though. Boy Silver Lady. You can't imagine how exciting a hit and run is. What a rush! She didn't get hurt. She landed on her bum so she just bounced a few times. That's quite a visual isn't it?
It's just a joke. She's not really fat. My pet peave was she always made ouur family late for everything. I remember one time we were running late for a wedding and I got mad and said."Come on Mini. You have to haul your backside." Boy that was a mistake Silver Lady. She had to make three trips!

Silver lady. People think I still do everything out of the goodness of my heart for Mini. Not so. It's called self preservation. She always says"I'll never divorce you and we will be good friends all our lives." Everything I own is in mine and her name. I'm worth more dead than alive Silver lady! I think the following will clarify why I do what I do.
My wife is Sicilian. She has uncles who are the type of men that no one really knows what they do for a living if you get my drift? I remember going to New York City about 15 years ago with Mini for a wake for her Uncle's wife. One wall of the funeral home had a massive array of beautiful flowers with a card that said"Our deepest sympathy. The Bonano Family"
I really like wearing heels Silver Lady. I don't want to end up in a pair of cement shoes next to Jimmy Hoffa!

Love
Jeannie

PS. When she left she said" Remember. We will always be connected" I thought she was talking about the two of us! What's even worse is my Grandfather on my mothers side was in the numbers racket! This unfortunately is no joke! Poor little Jeannie is afraid to watch the Sopranos. It gets better Hun. I was at her cousin Tommy's powerwashing his deck this weekend. Tommy's wife ran off with a doctor from work 4 weeks ago and his Mom died that week and one of Mini's uncles came from Las Vegas for the funeral. He told Tommy that if he needs a freebie just give him a name and address. On the house so to speak. I don't need to watch the Sopranos! I should of been born irish! Crossdressing is the least of my worries Honey! One word of caution. When Italian men have a middle nickname steer clear. You know Hun. Like Sammy"The Bull" Gravano. It's not a good sign! Trust me. I know!

three words guys hate to hear in bed???...... - I'm NOT done!!!


Maybe that wasn't so funny, actually thats pretty sad! Actually that's pathetic. I need a drink.

Hey, Fabrizia - - I'll join you in having that drink!!

Luckily, my CD soul mate will *never* hear me say those '3-word phrases that men don't like to hear in bed'!!

I love you, sweetheart!!

- SL

Hey. Whats going on here?Fabrizia. That better be a joke you heard and not from experience.Silver Lady she just left a few hours ago for Jamaica with her boyfriend Steve for a week. They told me they had separate rooms. I had a feeling that sex was going on in this house and I knew it wasn't me. It's not fair! At this point in my life I'm just happy standing in a stiff breeze! Wait until she comes home! Don't encourage her SL!

Love
Jeannie

PS. I don't even want to know what my daughter Katie is doing in her apartment! I hope she's not like her mother! Please! Take a number!

OK OK! You have a great relationship! I had a great relationsh-- for 25 long years! Mini was an animal. I remember our rolls in the hay vividly. One was in 1988 on a Wednesday and the other was in 1999 on a friday night but that didn't count because she was drunk after a wedding!

Love
Jeannie

PS Throw me a freaking bone will ya?