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ride 'em cowgirl!

Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:13 pm
by Virginia
Heard on the "RedNeck Comedy Tour!"
Seems this (no it wasn't a blond - well I guess it could have been) anyway they did not say. Seems she had a desire to make love on a horse. She finally convienced her boyfriend to do it. He was having trouble staying on the horse and finally fell off! The sad part was as he was attempting to climb back on the WalMart manager came out and unpluged it!!!
Well, it was the RedNeck Tour -- what can I say!!!??
Virginia

Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:17 pm
by SilverLady(SO)
..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl..

I love Jeff Foxworthy and gang, but I never heard this one before!!

(--)

- SL

Hey Virginia!

Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:11 pm
by Jeannie
Where do find a turtle with no legs?

The same place you left him!


Love
Jeannie

PS "Ride em Cowgirl" Whoa Virginia! That reminds me of an old girlfriend back in the day! I'm having a hot flash!

Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:14 pm
by SilverLady(SO)
..rofl.. [-X ..rofl..

Jeannie, you are sooooo bad - I *love* it!!!

- SL

Silver Lady

Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:46 pm
by Jeannie
Do you know why Disneyland failed in Japan?

No one was tall enough to go on the good rides! Sorry.Hugs


Love
Jeannie

PS. I'm short too!

Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:36 pm
by Rikki
Wait, "He" was climbing on the Walmart manager.....??

Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:41 am
by Danette
Your right Rikki, I never payed that much attention the first time I read it.

..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl..

Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:34 am
by Virginia
There was an advertisement that came out many years ago promoting education. A very turse, stoic gentleman sitting at a large desk in a three piece suit looking directly into the camera says"
"Send me a man who reads!"

The counter ad came out from ?well? some well meaning lady:
"Send me a man, who reads?"
punctuation dear it's all in the punctuation.
Love you,
Virginia