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A full suit

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:20 am
by Sally
Two women leaving the District Divorce Court were overheard as one said to the other.

A man is like a deck of cards...You need a Heart to love him, you get a Diamond to marry him, then later you need a Club to smash his effin head in and finally you need a Spade to bury the barstead.