Better than money in the bank
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:40 pm
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says,
"Where in the heck have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar note tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping,
you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
"Where in the heck have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar note tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping,
you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
