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The following are some of the bumper stickers that have been seen lately:

If you don't like the way I'm driving, YOU come get these handcuffs off!

If you are close enough to read this, I am close enough to slam on my brakes and sue you.

Don't look back - they might be gaining on you.

Drive carefully - we need every taxpayer we can get.

Don't make me mad - I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.

I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!

Where are we going and what am I doing in this handbasket?

On the back of an old pickup: If this truck was a horse, I'd have to shoot it.

I brake for tailgaters - hard.

If you can read this, you are in phaser range.

My kid was Prisoner of the Month at Orange County Jail.

If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

Thank You For Pot Smoking.

To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Horn Broken...Watch For Finger.

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.

You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

I have the body of a god ... Buddha.

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.




- SL

You can't forget these classics SL:

I love cats. They taste great.

Show your wife how much you love her. Lie!

Warning! I brake for hallucinations!

Finish this poem: There was an old man from Nantucket...

Frankies Hot Dog Stand."Come in and eat or we'll both starve"

My daughter graduated from Holy Cross High School and
was voted most likely to conceive.

Jesus has choosen the Republicans. Why haven't you?

Marriage....The death of hope.

Come even closer Sweety. I love someone riding my bumper!

Davy Crocketts last words at the Alamo
"Where the freak did all these landscapers come from?"

The three words men hate to hear when making love:
"Honey!.... I'm home!"

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?
Give her a shovel!

Hugs

Love
Jeannie

Here are some more bumper stickers:

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. { Don't let Virginia know about this!! }

Iliterate? Write For Help.

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.




- SL