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Dear Diary

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:06 am
by Carolynn
DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed
all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.
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DEAR DIARY DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some
whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met
the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and
hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him
at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He
is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino ... did OK . won about $80. The Captain
invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal
complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I
declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY . DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to
the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and
bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman.
He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told
me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship.

I was appalled.
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DEAR DIARY DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today.

Twice.