Friends
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:42 pm
Harry walks into the bar and sees his best friend Bert sitting at the bar downing glasses of whiskey.
Harry walks up to Bert and says, “ Bert, what are you doing, I’ve never seen you take a drink before.”
In between downing shots of whiskey Bert mumbles,” My wife just ran off with my best friend.”
Harry says,”But Bert, I’ve been your best friend all our life.”
Bert says,” Not any more you aren’t, he is.”
Harry walks up to Bert and says, “ Bert, what are you doing, I’ve never seen you take a drink before.”
In between downing shots of whiskey Bert mumbles,” My wife just ran off with my best friend.”
Harry says,”But Bert, I’ve been your best friend all our life.”
Bert says,” Not any more you aren’t, he is.”