Man of the house
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:58 pm
This guy had just finished reading a book titled HOW TO BE THE MAN OF YOUR OWN HOUSE.
With that he stormed into the kitchen and walked up to his wife wagging his finger in her face and said,” From now on there’s going to be some changes around here and you need to get it into your head that I’m the man of the house, and my word around here is going to be law.”
His wife gaped at him with open mouth and he continued on saying, “ And what’s more, tonight you’re going to prepare me a gourmet meal with a delicious dessert, then after dinner I’m taking you upstairs and you’re going to fulfill my every wish.”
He continued on, “ After that you’re going to draw me a lovely hot bath so I can relax, you’ll wash my back and towel me dry.”
He then said with a sly grin,”And after all that, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
His wife looked at him with disdain and said wife an equally sly grin, ” At a rough guess I’d say the Funeral Director.”
With that he stormed into the kitchen and walked up to his wife wagging his finger in her face and said,” From now on there’s going to be some changes around here and you need to get it into your head that I’m the man of the house, and my word around here is going to be law.”
His wife gaped at him with open mouth and he continued on saying, “ And what’s more, tonight you’re going to prepare me a gourmet meal with a delicious dessert, then after dinner I’m taking you upstairs and you’re going to fulfill my every wish.”
He continued on, “ After that you’re going to draw me a lovely hot bath so I can relax, you’ll wash my back and towel me dry.”
He then said with a sly grin,”And after all that, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
His wife looked at him with disdain and said wife an equally sly grin, ” At a rough guess I’d say the Funeral Director.”
