The bear facts.
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:26 am
I apologise if I’m repeating any jokes, but there’s been so many posted over a long period and some get repeated, but it’s bound to happen from time to time…………………………
Anyway, there was this woman who met this gorgeous fellow in a bar and as they chatted they really connected and ended up leaving together to go back to his place.
After they arrived at his apartment he took her into his bedroom and she noticed that the walls were packed with cuddly toy teddy bears. There were hundreds of cute little bears sitting on shelves around the room.
On the bottom shelf there were very small bears and on the middle shelf there were medium sized bears and on the top shelf there were very large life sized bears.
The woman was quietly surprised that such a manly hunk of a man would have such a collection of cute cuddly teddy bears, but she kept her thoughts to herself and was impressed that he allowed his sensitive side to visibly show through.
Things progressed and they ended up in bed and spent a night of passion with each other.
In the morning when they awoke she said to him,:Well, how was I, did I measure up to your highest expectations?”
He said,”Well, I’ll put it this way, on your way out, take any prize from the bottom shelf.”
Anyway, there was this woman who met this gorgeous fellow in a bar and as they chatted they really connected and ended up leaving together to go back to his place.
After they arrived at his apartment he took her into his bedroom and she noticed that the walls were packed with cuddly toy teddy bears. There were hundreds of cute little bears sitting on shelves around the room.
On the bottom shelf there were very small bears and on the middle shelf there were medium sized bears and on the top shelf there were very large life sized bears.
The woman was quietly surprised that such a manly hunk of a man would have such a collection of cute cuddly teddy bears, but she kept her thoughts to herself and was impressed that he allowed his sensitive side to visibly show through.
Things progressed and they ended up in bed and spent a night of passion with each other.
In the morning when they awoke she said to him,:Well, how was I, did I measure up to your highest expectations?”
He said,”Well, I’ll put it this way, on your way out, take any prize from the bottom shelf.”