Smart kid
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:08 pm
There was this family consisting of Mum, Dad and 9 year old son who lived in an apartment complex.
One morning Mum n Dad were feeling quite amorous so they tell the lad to go out on the balcony and give them a running commentary of what’s going on in the neighbourhood for the next little while.
So out he goes and starts commentating.
“Mr Woods is walking his dog, Mrs Wislon is going out and there’s a car accident at the end of the street, the ambulance is there and the cops have arrived,” and so on and so on.
It worked so well that a week later the parents decided to try it again and send the lad out onto the balcony again.
So out he goes and starts his commentary,”The Wilsons are watching the O.C, Billy and Annie are playing on the swings, the Morgans are in the spa, and I think that the Jacksons are having sex.”
His parents stop and yell out to their son,”What makes you think that?’
He replies,”Well their son is standing out on their balcony too.”
One morning Mum n Dad were feeling quite amorous so they tell the lad to go out on the balcony and give them a running commentary of what’s going on in the neighbourhood for the next little while.
So out he goes and starts commentating.
“Mr Woods is walking his dog, Mrs Wislon is going out and there’s a car accident at the end of the street, the ambulance is there and the cops have arrived,” and so on and so on.
It worked so well that a week later the parents decided to try it again and send the lad out onto the balcony again.
So out he goes and starts his commentary,”The Wilsons are watching the O.C, Billy and Annie are playing on the swings, the Morgans are in the spa, and I think that the Jacksons are having sex.”
His parents stop and yell out to their son,”What makes you think that?’
He replies,”Well their son is standing out on their balcony too.”