Heavenly stuff
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:34 pm
A 50 year old woman had a sudden heart attack and was rushed to hospital.
As she was lying on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked, “ Have you come to take me?”
God looked in his book and replied, “ No, I see you have another 38 years, 7months, 3 weeks and 4 days to go.”
The woman was elated, so when she recovered she decided to go have a face lift, some liposuction, tummy tuck and a boob job.
She even had a new hair do and changed the colour seeing she now knew she had so much more time to live, so she decided she may as well make the most of it and live it up.
The next day she was crossing the road and was run over and killed by a big truck.
Arriving in heaven she was fuming so she went and fronted God and said,” You told me I had another 38 years left, why for heavens sake didn’t you pull me out of the way of that truck?”
God looked at her and replied, “ I’m very sorry, but I didn’t recognize you.”
As she was lying on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked, “ Have you come to take me?”
God looked in his book and replied, “ No, I see you have another 38 years, 7months, 3 weeks and 4 days to go.”
The woman was elated, so when she recovered she decided to go have a face lift, some liposuction, tummy tuck and a boob job.
She even had a new hair do and changed the colour seeing she now knew she had so much more time to live, so she decided she may as well make the most of it and live it up.
The next day she was crossing the road and was run over and killed by a big truck.
Arriving in heaven she was fuming so she went and fronted God and said,” You told me I had another 38 years left, why for heavens sake didn’t you pull me out of the way of that truck?”
God looked at her and replied, “ I’m very sorry, but I didn’t recognize you.”