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A Blonde's Year in Review

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:22 pm
by Kyra
A Blonde's Year in Review.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 .... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! ******************************

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:09 pm
by SilverLady(SO)
=D> =D> =D> =D>

Great one, Kyra!!

*Hugs*

- SL

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:56 pm
by Kyra
Thanks SL,
Maybe you could explain them to Virginia! :P

Hugs,
Kyra

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:41 pm
by Virginia
Ouch!!!!!!
was that a blond joke huh? huh?
and yes she is explaining each of them to me in gory detail - gheesh all I want is to go shopping!
Love,
Virginia

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:57 am
by Joann NJ
Kyra, very good............. It's nice to be recognized for the problems we blondes have to endure ........ and how the heck did you ever find out about the kool aide........ Virginia told me it was our little secret.........

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:17 pm
by Kyra
Sorry Joann, a good reporter never reveals her sources. [-X


SL - the check is in the mail. -mmm-


:mrgreen:
Kyra

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:30 pm
by SilverLady(SO)
Kyra wrote:SL - the check is in the mail. -mmm-
Oh, sure, go ahead and blab it all over the forum #-o - you're lucky this isn't the Banning game, sweetheart!! [-X

"One of these days, it's to da' moon, Kyra!! :shock: :P

Love ya any way!! :wink:

- SL

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:39 pm
by Kyra
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