Wnter Classes For Men

[Lisa(SO)]

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, January 8, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS
MAXIMUM.

Classes begin Monday, January 15, 2007

*Class 1
*How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

*Class 2
*The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

*Class 3
*Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

*Class 4
*Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

*Class 5
*After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen
Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursda y for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

*Class 6*
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.

*Class 7*
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right
Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

*Class 8
*Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

*Class 9*
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

*Class 10
*Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.

*Class 11*
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

*Class 12*
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.

*Class 13
*How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries
and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

*Class 14*
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to
the
survivors.

___________________________

Lisa
*The rewards of love are always greater than the cost.*

[Virginia]

I understand that there is an advanced course on answering questions, like how to respond to:
Does this dress make me look fat?
What to say if she changes her hair style!
How to respond to an overwhelming pile of new clothes and "Well I saved $XXX.00 as they were on sale!"
How to respond if she wants to borrow your make-up; lipstick; hose; etc.

That we should all be so lucky!
Virginia

[Lisa(SO)]

Virginia,

What's mine is mine and what's Elayne is ours
We do share though. I love her style and she mine (well we can't right now).

[SilverLady(SO)]

I understand that there is an advanced course on answering questions, like how to respond to:

Does this dress make me look fat? No, honey, you look gorgeous!

What to say if she changes her hair style! I like the way that hairstyle enhances your eyes!

How to respond to an overwhelming pile of new clothes and "Well I saved $XXX.00 as they were on sale!" Wow, honey, that's fantastic! Did they have anything in my size?

How to respond if she wants to borrow your make-up; lipstick; hose; etc. Of course you can borrow my . . . (make-up; lipstick; hose, etc.) - I'd be honored to share them with you!!

That we should all be so lucky!
Virginia

Yes, dear, we should all be so lucky!!! And I'll keep reminding you of that, too!! What's mine is ours and what's yours is ours, too!!



- SL

[Kyra]

Good one Lisa!