Early Riser
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:38 pm
This guy goes to the doctor complaining that he doesn’t feel well at all.
The doctor examines him and says, "You know Harry, you should have come to see me sooner. I’m sorry mate but you’ve waited too long and you're going to die some time late tonight."
The man is very distraught and wonders how he is going to tell his wife. Well, he eventually tells her and she takes it pretty well in the circumstances. "Honey, this is going to be a night of all nights," she says. "I am going to treat you like a king!"
She prepares a scrumptious gourmet dinner with wine, candles-the works. After dinner she slips away and returns in the most sexy negligee he’s ever seen.
She leads him into their bedroom. They make the most passionate love they have ever made. The man is beside himself. The wife, being an early riser, then rolls over to go to sleep knowing she kept her promise.
Well, the husband is wide-awake watching the clock. He knows that he is doomed. He taps her... "Honey?" he whispers.
She rolls over and again proceeds to make love. Again when they’re done she rolls over and goes to sleep, but he taps her again. She’s now getting a bit cranky, but under the circumstances she grants her husband's dying wishes again. Finally the wife rolls over and drops off to sleep.
Well, the man decides to tap her again. "Honey, pleassssseee?" he whispers.
She rolls over and snaps at him, "Oh sure!...It’s alright for you isn’t it, you're not the one who has to get up in the morning!!!
The doctor examines him and says, "You know Harry, you should have come to see me sooner. I’m sorry mate but you’ve waited too long and you're going to die some time late tonight."
The man is very distraught and wonders how he is going to tell his wife. Well, he eventually tells her and she takes it pretty well in the circumstances. "Honey, this is going to be a night of all nights," she says. "I am going to treat you like a king!"
She prepares a scrumptious gourmet dinner with wine, candles-the works. After dinner she slips away and returns in the most sexy negligee he’s ever seen.
She leads him into their bedroom. They make the most passionate love they have ever made. The man is beside himself. The wife, being an early riser, then rolls over to go to sleep knowing she kept her promise.
Well, the husband is wide-awake watching the clock. He knows that he is doomed. He taps her... "Honey?" he whispers.
She rolls over and again proceeds to make love. Again when they’re done she rolls over and goes to sleep, but he taps her again. She’s now getting a bit cranky, but under the circumstances she grants her husband's dying wishes again. Finally the wife rolls over and drops off to sleep.
Well, the man decides to tap her again. "Honey, pleassssseee?" he whispers.
She rolls over and snaps at him, "Oh sure!...It’s alright for you isn’t it, you're not the one who has to get up in the morning!!!
