The Redneck's Daughter
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:06 pm
There was this really handsome looking guy who decided he was going to find and marry the perfect girl so they could produce the perfect children together.
He’d met this redneck guy who had three really stunning daughters.
He explained his mission to the redneck father and asked permission if he could marry one of his daughters.
The redneck said, “Yeah man, they looking to get themselves wed, look em over and see which one you want.”
So the guy dates daughter number one and next day the redneck asks him how it went.
“Well”, said the guy, “She’s nearly perfect, but….. not that you can hardly tell….. she’s just a weeeeeeeeee bit pigeon toed.”
The redneck nods and suggests he take out one of the other daughters, so the guy dates daughter number two. Next day the redneck asks how it went and the guy says,” Well, she’s just a wee bit…not that you can hardly tell…..cross eyed.”
The redneck nods and suggests he date daughter number three. The next day the redneck asks how it went and the guy says,” Man, she’s just perfect in every way, she’s the one.”
So they were wed right away.
Months later she gave birth to a baby girl and when the guy saw the baby he was taken back at how ugly the baby was.
He rushed off to his father in law and says,”Tell me, how could such a beautiful looking girl and handsome me produce such an ugly baby.?”
“Well,” explained the redneck, “She was just a weeeeeeeee bit…not that you could hardly tell….pregnant when you met her.”
He’d met this redneck guy who had three really stunning daughters.
He explained his mission to the redneck father and asked permission if he could marry one of his daughters.
The redneck said, “Yeah man, they looking to get themselves wed, look em over and see which one you want.”
So the guy dates daughter number one and next day the redneck asks him how it went.
“Well”, said the guy, “She’s nearly perfect, but….. not that you can hardly tell….. she’s just a weeeeeeeeee bit pigeon toed.”
The redneck nods and suggests he take out one of the other daughters, so the guy dates daughter number two. Next day the redneck asks how it went and the guy says,” Well, she’s just a wee bit…not that you can hardly tell…..cross eyed.”
The redneck nods and suggests he date daughter number three. The next day the redneck asks how it went and the guy says,” Man, she’s just perfect in every way, she’s the one.”
So they were wed right away.
Months later she gave birth to a baby girl and when the guy saw the baby he was taken back at how ugly the baby was.
He rushed off to his father in law and says,”Tell me, how could such a beautiful looking girl and handsome me produce such an ugly baby.?”
“Well,” explained the redneck, “She was just a weeeeeeeee bit…not that you could hardly tell….pregnant when you met her.”
