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Baby's exam
Breast or Bottle Fed??


A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for

the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived,

examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,

asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip to the waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed

both breast for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning for her to get
dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any
milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his grandma, but I'm glad I came."

Another punch line I wasn't expecting!!

- SL

Baby had diarrhea. Parents bring the child to the pediatrician.
He asks to see the dirty diapers, but wife is embarassed to exhibit the mess.
Husband says,"Don't worry, dear, after all that's his bread and butter"

Lydia

A Cd and her wife take their baby to the Dr, for the first physical exam. After examining the child the Dr. asks "is this child breast fed or bottle!" in unison, the couple reply "breast fed!" The Dr. responds, "strip to the waist!" and, 'er, well ................................... sorry 'bout that,
OK I will be in the wood shed if anyone needs me!
Virginia