A crossdresser and her dog
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:03 am
A crossdresser found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the crossdresser that if she wanted to keep this from re-occurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month.
The crossdresser goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The crossdresser says "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days." The crossdresser says "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
The vet then proceeded to tell the crossdresser that if she wanted to keep this from re-occurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month.
The crossdresser goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The crossdresser says "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days." The crossdresser says "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."