Out of control
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:10 pm
A passenger in a taxi leaned forward to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly collided with a bus, mounted the kerb and drives through a plate glass window.
For a few moments everything is quiet within the cab, then the still shaking driver said, “ I’m so sorry, but you scared the living daylights out of me.”
The still frightened passenger says,” I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize a mere gentle tap on the shoulder would scare you out of your wits.”
The driver replies,” No, it’s me who should be sorry, it’s all my fault, but you see, today is my first day driving a cab, I’ve been driving a hearse for the past 25 years.”
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly collided with a bus, mounted the kerb and drives through a plate glass window.
For a few moments everything is quiet within the cab, then the still shaking driver said, “ I’m so sorry, but you scared the living daylights out of me.”
The still frightened passenger says,” I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize a mere gentle tap on the shoulder would scare you out of your wits.”
The driver replies,” No, it’s me who should be sorry, it’s all my fault, but you see, today is my first day driving a cab, I’ve been driving a hearse for the past 25 years.”
