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Maxine

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:46 am
by Lisa(SO)
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting
byherself.

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they spread ."

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:23 pm
by Virginia
Now aren't you embarrassed to tell that!!?? :oops: :oops: :oops:
Cute !
Virginia

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:31 pm
by Lisa(SO)
Hey Virginia,

I would be embarrassed but I am the exact opposite of Maxine! I do have a few friends from college that should have it written on their hands as a reminder of what not to do.....